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Client: Trenton Punk Rock Flea Market

Product: “Wreck the Halls” Christmas market

Title: “Wreck the Halls” at Trenton Punk Rock Flea Market

Length: 60 seconds

Writer: Zoe Drew

Medium: Radio

MUSIC: FADE IN OF PUNK ROCK COVER OF DECK THE HALLS CHRISTMAS CAROL… FADE DOWN TO UNDERBED VOLUME.

MOTHER: Okay  sweetie,  go  sit  on  Santa’s  lap  and  tell  him  what   you  want  for Christmas.

SANTA: Ho  Ho  Ho!  I checked  my  list  and  you’ve  been  very  naughty.  You’re  on  your own  for  presents  this  year  kid.

CHILD: Whatever  Santa! Mom’s  taking  me  to  the  Trenton  Punk  Rock  Flea  Market.  I’m getting  a  new  taxidermy  boar  head  for  my  wall.

SOUND: CAMERA FLASH AND CHILDREN YELLING

SANTA: What  are  you  on  about  child?  Everyone  knows  the  best  presents  come  from the  North  Pole.

CHILD: Not  anymore  Santa,  the  punk  elves  have  been  working  hardcore  for  the  market.  There  will  be  over  185 vendors  with  vintage  threads,  original  artworks  and  collectables.

SANTA: Well,  I. have   been  chasing some  new  vinyls  for  the  sleigh.  I’m  getting  sick  of  listening  to  Rudolph  sing.  We  get  it!

SOUND: DEER SNORT THEN BLEATS

CHILD: It’s  $5  entrance  at  the  door  and  kids  under  10  are  free. I  bet  your  elves  could pass  for  that.  While  you’re  there  you  can  stuff  yourself  at  the  food  trucks,  watch  live  bands  and get  a  photo  with  Santa.  Wait  a  minute…  I  thought  you  didn’t  know  about  the market.

SANTA: *LAUGHS  NERVOUSLY* Oh  Mrs  Claus  must  have  forgot  to  mention  it.

CHILD: They  even  have  a  beard  grooming  stall.

SANTA: That’s  it,  I’m  sold!  When  and  where?

CHILD: Saturday  December  8^th  from  12pm  to  7pm  at  Neshaminy  Creek  Brewing Company.

SANTA: You  just  earnt  your  spot  back  on  the  nice  list.

ELF: *HIGH PITCHED VOICE* Alright  kid,  your  time’s  up,  NEXTTTTT!

MUSIC: FADE UP OF PUNK ROCK COVER OF DECK THE HALLS, THEN FADE OUT.